A 51-year-old Cape Town woman recently made headlines after being sent to the
hospital. Her problems? Well, she was
complaining of privat part pains because of a certain culprit – a cucumber.
A report by LiveMonitor website says that after the woman was rushed to the hospital, she told the doctor that she fell down and it so happened that a cucumber was there and it simply slipped in on her private part.
Naturally, no one believed her. This, of course, reminds us of another story wherein a man in his 20s had to endure 12 hours of excruciating pain after his g1_nitals got stuck in a ball-bearing metal ring. This recently happened in Malaysia.
Well, at least that guy admitted why the ring got stuck there in the first place – unlike this woman who really had to deny, hoping she’d be able to fool people. In both cases, the patients remained unnamed for obvious reasons – to protect their privacy (no pun intended there).
Either way, their stories are hilariously painful.
Anyway, do you believe that it was all really an accident for this Capetonian? Could it be possible that she really fell down on that cucumber?